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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour entire career is just waiting for a spreadsheet to load.
Professional receipt-stapler and account-renewal enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Processing claims at the speed of light.
oof.youAI▸ AUDITFLOW V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-reconciles four thousand accounts per millisecond
You shuffle medical claim receipts and update account renewals. We have an algorithm for that.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an HR manager is lying about their dependent's eligibility.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software begins reading your claim receipts automatically.
Month 4
Bots handle account renewals without your clunky portal logins.
Month 8
Automated agents answer all claim status emails instantly.
Month 12
The system pulls legal updates before you even check.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login is revoked and the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42
Receipts processed per hour
7 percent
Human error rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed before noon
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