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Will AI replace TPS Report Approver jobs? · Latest report #2ifm93n8
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA rubber stamp with a salary that does not even need batteries.
Professional reader of things that nobody actually reads.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Approving everything that lacks a soul.
squeeze.youAI▸ REPORTBOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters meaningless data faster than you blink
You review standardized documents for compliance and consistency. You provide the final sign-off on mundane operational data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the deep, existential dread behind a perfectly formatted spreadsheet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition reads every single field in your report.
Week 9
Algorithms automatically validate numerical consistency across all your rows.
Month 3
The machine flags errors and signs off on correct reports.
Month 4
Standardized templates lock out human errors entirely.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system replaces your approval entirely without feeling a thing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
2000
Pages reviewed per hour
4 cups
Coffee consumed while bored
0%
Meaningful impact on company
Your severance
A stapler and a very long, unpaid lunch break.
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