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January 20, 2029
In 2 years, 3 monthsStopwatch management is a hobby, not a career path for humans.
Professional screamer of split times at undergraduate runners.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision coaching for every stride.
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projects performance metrics directly onto the track
You track splits, manage recruiting databases, and yell at students to maintain pace during interval workouts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a runner is genuinely having a bad day versus just slacking.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated CRM bots replace your manual recruiting email sequences.
Month 5
Travel planning software handles all bus and hotel logistics automatically.
Month 10
Wearables feed lap data directly to our cloud dashboard instead.
Month 16
Algorithms generate periodized mileage plans based on physiological trends.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Pace-setting robots replace your presence on the track entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 liters
Coffee consumed per meet
12,000 yearly
Recruiting emails sent
3 million
Stopwatch button clicks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our gait analysis app.
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