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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour stopwatch is just a ticking clock for your own career.
Track coach (professional megaphone user and clipboard enthusiast)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying speed beyond human capacity.
oof.youAI▸ SPRINTMASTER V4.1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks athlete fatigue via biometric heat sensors
You analyze athlete running form and plan daily practice drills. Your stopwatches and whistle are soon gathering dust.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment an athlete has lost their competitive hunger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed cameras map every inch of the track.
Month 12
Wearables track heart rate and fatigue in real time.
Year 2
Algorithms design optimal training cycles for every runner.
Year 3
Holographic coaches provide live form corrections to runners.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system runs the practice better than a human ever could.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
12
Drills per session
95dB
Whistle volume
0.01s
Stopwatch errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium GPS running app.
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