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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour ability to upsell horsepower is about to become obsolete hardware.
Professional lead-chaser, tractor-enthusiast, and quota-stresser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep in fields.
oof.youAI▸ KUBOTA-BOT SALESENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates field-specific ROI for every tractor lead
You track leads and push tractor inventory to farmers. You manage dealership quotas and demo equipment to buyers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a farmer’s eyes before they sign.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An algorithm identifies high-probability buyers by analyzing regional crop yields.
Month 6
A booking agent replaces your calendar management and follow-up emails.
Month 12
Interactive avatars answer technical tractor questions faster than you can.
Month 16
The system reallocates regional stock to match predicted local demand spikes.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine closes the final sale while you clear your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
1200
Annual Demo Hours
4 hours
Lead Response Latency
15%
Tractor Inventory Variance
Your severance
A plastic keychain and a firm digital handshake.
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