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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Trade Analyst jobs? · Latest report #5cj96kv8
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just export control lists waiting to be indexed.
Expert in navigating the red tape you built yourself.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bureaucracy at the speed of light.
glub.youAI▸ EXPORTGUARD AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags restricted shipments in real-time
You track shipments against restricted entity lists and evaluate license applications for dual-use technology exports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague political intent behind a poorly written trade sanction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your physical and unstructured records are scanned into the cloud.
Month 4
The AI learns to flag shipments based on historical approval patterns.
Month 8
Software starts pre-approving low-risk license applications without your input.
Month 13
Regulatory updates are fed directly into the system via API.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all trade decisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
15,000+
Entities monitored
3 weeks
License latency
4.2%
Human error rate
Your severance
One free pass through your own screening system.
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