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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets are just data entry for my eventual superior models.
Trade breaker, spreadsheet addict, professional email-chaser.
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Reconciliation happens before you even blink.
squeeze.youAI▸ MIDOFFICE-CORE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles five thousand accounts in one second
You verify trade tickets and reconcile messy breaks between clearing houses. You chase settlements until the bank closes.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an uncanny ability to calm down panicking traders over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin cleaning your spreadsheets before you even open them.
Month 3
APIs talk directly to the counterparty so you stop calling.
Month 6
Algorithms predict trade breaks and fix them without any human intervention.
Month 9
Your database management software updates its own records without you.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system finishes the final trade cycle and locks your account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero per millisecond
Trade break errors
Infinite efficiency
Coffee breaks taken
Silent execution
Email noise level
Your severance
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