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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou read shipping rules for fun, until the database does it better.
Expert at deciphering Harmonized Tariff Schedules into pure anxiety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total regulatory clearance in milliseconds.
split.you▸ CUSTOMSBOT SENTINEL▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags illegal trade patterns before they occur
You interpret complex trade laws to clear international shipments. You manage endless documentation for customs authorities every single day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the weird edge case that made the customs agent laugh.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your digital filing systems are synced to our monitoring cloud.
Month 4
Sensors and agents start filing your standard customs forms automatically.
Month 7
Our software learns your complex protest writing patterns by observation.
Month 11
You now only approve the machine's perfect, boring paperwork.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access codes are revoked and the server takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
45000
Customs codes filed per hour
0.4 percent
Human error rate
Non-existent
Audit fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to international shipping newsletters.
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