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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Trade Counter Salesperson jobs? · Latest report #rggqqrca
Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsCustomers already have the internet; they do not need you anymore.
Trade counter enthusiast, invoice specialist, and contractor-wrangler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The counter that never needs a lunch break.
sluurp.you▸ COUNTERBOT TRADE-MAX 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters inventory via facial recognition
You manage inventory lookups, process invoices at the counter, and help contractors locate specific heavy parts in store.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which contractor is lying about a warranty claim.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Contractors enter their own orders to skip your slow typing.
Month 5
Sensors track stock so you stop guessing what is available.
Month 12
Pneumatic arms fetch parts from the back while you just watch.
Month 20
Laser scanners handle payment and billing so you become invisible.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your counter is replaced by a high-efficiency vending wall.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 seconds
Average invoice lookup speed
Very low
Contractor patience levels
47 units
Stolen pens per month
Your severance
A lifetime discount on your own replacement parts.
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