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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsUpdating spreadsheets is not a career, it is a data-entry disease.
Junior coffee-fetcher and spreadsheet-filling enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing juniors with pure, unadulterated automation.
split.youAI▸ TRADEFLOW-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes trade documents before you finish typing
You chase signatures, input trade data into legacy portals, and fetch coffee for stressed relationship managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a relationship manager is about to have a mental breakdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
OCR software starts reading your bills of lading for you.
Month 3
Real-time dashboard replaces your manual spreadsheet updates completely.
Month 6
Digital identity verification removes the need for chasing paper signatures.
Month 10
Large language models generate perfect trade templates in milliseconds.
Month 13 · D-Day
The internship program is sunsetted in favor of total algorithmic control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
200
Emails per day
6
Coffee runs per shift
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm latte.
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