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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are just a spreadsheet that occasionally gets angry at emails.
Professional translator of 'urgent' into 'I forgot to check'
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless logistics orchestration for the modern era.
ow.youAI▸ SYNCSHIP NEXUS V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
redirects all client complaints to junk folder
You shuffle shipping data between departments and yell at people when the cargo containers don't move fast enough.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which customer is lying about the bill of lading.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Email parsing models automatically categorize your 'urgent' shipping escalations.
Month 4
Automated pipelines link the six disparate internal systems into one dashboard.
Month 10
Customers stop emailing you and start clicking buttons on our interface.
Month 18
AI predicts and fixes vessel port misses before you wake up.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and the server room is re-cooled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Escalation events per day
18
Useless meeting hours
99%
Emails sent to oblivion
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a noise-cancelling headphone brand.
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