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March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting for a server to delete them.
Junior retail surveyor with a very expensive gas card.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect planograms without the small talk.
oof.youAI▸ SHELFVISION V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates shelf space using predictive sentiment analysis
You visit retail stores to audit shelf displays and negotiate better placement for your company's product line.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes convince a store manager to give you prime space out of pity.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Retail stores install fixed cameras that auto-log your display shelf layout.
Month 4
Negotiations move to automated bidding platforms for store floor space.
Month 8
The AI determines that your driving time provides zero value per mile.
Month 13
Your daily logs are generated by a script that never sleeps.
Month 17 · D-Day
The central server deletes your login credentials for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400% higher
Store visit efficiency
99.9% accuracy
Display compliance rate
Infinite hours
Small talk saved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own product range.
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