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Will AI replace Trade Plate Driver jobs? · Latest report #5c357e7y
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou are just a very expensive, high-maintenance delivery GPS unit.
Professional car-shuffler and master of the return train ride.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Moving metal without the human drama.
oof.youAI▸ FLEETTRANSPORTER V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers cars without complaining about traffic
You transport unregistered vehicles between dealerships and auctions using temporary trade plates. You manage vehicle handovers and paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot a hidden door ding that a camera lens might miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Logbooks are replaced by real-time GPS tracking and automated uploads.
Month 7
Algorithms replace the dispatchers who tell you where to go.
Month 18
Smart lockers handle key exchanges without human interaction.
Year 2.6
Self-driving platoons move the vehicles in groups overnight.
Year 4 · D-Day
The last human driver hands in their plate and walks home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2.4
Average coffee stops per move
12%
Human error in paper mileage
800/year
Hours spent waiting for Ubers
Your severance
A one-way bus ticket to the nearest auction house.
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