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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading your hours for spreadsheets that nobody actually reads anymore.
Bilateral relations expert, professional email sender, master of stalling.
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Calculating national interest without the lunch break.
toast.youAI▸ DIPLOMAT-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal trade tariffs in nanoseconds
You draft bilateral policy papers and meet foreign counterparts to discuss economic terms. Your job is mostly paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to lie to a diplomat's face without triggering a war.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models generate your policy memos and briefing notes.
Month 5
Algorithmic agents optimize tariff proposals against real-time global trade data.
Month 10
AI avatars conduct preliminary bilateral economic relationship discussions.
Month 16
Smart contracts handle treaty language without human policy intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The trade department fully relies on an autonomous treaty engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per treaty
98 percent
Redundancy of diplomatic pleasantries
14 hours/week
Time spent in useless meetings
Your severance
One lifetime supply of lukewarm institutional tea.
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