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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling lightbulbs to wholesalers is just data entry with a commute.
Expert in lumens, lux, and pretending to care about wholesalers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the trade sales channel perfectly.
oof.youAI▸ LUMENBOT QUOTE-MASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal stock replenishment for every account
You track lighting inventory levels and calculate technical specs for wholesalers. You pitch spec sheets all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a wholesaler is lying about their stock levels.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wholesalers begin uploading orders directly to an automated portal.
Month 5
Real-time stock tracking removes the need for your manual updates.
Month 10
Dynamic pricing algorithms replace your manual competitive spreadsheet tracking.
Month 15
AI assistants handle all technical queries about bulb specs instantly.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your role is fully offloaded to the automated sales engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99 percent
Cold calls ignored
8 hours
Time spent on spreadsheets
too much
Wholesaler coffee intake
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy-efficient LED lightbulbs.
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