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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour lunch-buying skills are an inefficient use of corporate assets.
Professional lunch buyer and plumbing pipe salesman.
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Automated pipeline for plumbing procurement
help!youAI▸ TRADEFLOW AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates better margins while you are asleep
You schmooze local plumbers to sell pipes and boilers. You track quotas and attend regional sales meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of listening to a plumber complain about his boiler installation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your entire client history and buying patterns are moved to cloud.
Month 5
Dynamic pricing algorithms automatically undercut your best client discounts.
Month 10
Automated engagement bots replace your periodic lunch calls with SMS.
Month 15
Plumbers stop calling you and use the app for everything.
Year 2 · D-Day
The sales team is liquidated as the algorithm manages all accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
85 USD
Cost per lunch
12 percent
Margin drift rate
Sub-optimal
Pipe SKU knowledge
Your severance
One free heated towel rail and a lunch voucher.
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