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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConverting power tool users one awkward conversation at a time.
Expert in yellow-and-black brand evangelism and field chatter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing hardware sales without the small talk.
glub.youAI▸ TRADETALK BOT V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises hardware conversion rates in real-time
You chat with power tool users to convince them to buy Dewalt. You explain product specs face-to-face.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a contractor actually likes a tool or just likes the marketing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI indexes every Dewalt spec sheet for instant retrieval.
Month 3
Touchscreen pods replace the need for wandering sales reps.
Month 7
One remote agent manages kiosks across ten different stores.
Month 12
Software targets high-intent buyers before they even reach you.
Month 18 · D-Day
Autonomous yellow pods handle all hardware advice automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
42
Conversations per day
12%
Conversion to yellow tools
8 mins
Small talk duration
Your severance
One free drill bag and a firm handshake.
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