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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Trade Surveillance Consultant jobs? · Latest report #xu3tiqwi
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsFeeding a compliance engine logs to catch your own replacement.
Monitoring market chaos while desperately needing more caffeine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fining traders before they even break rules
split.youAI▸ AUDITBOT ALPHA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags illegal trades before execution
You monitor trading patterns for signs of market manipulation. You write reports to explain why trades look suspicious.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, panicked tremor in a trader's voice during a compliance review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your manual search patterns for anomalies.
Month 4
Neural nets start flagging trades faster than your software.
Month 8
Software writes the compliance narrative without your input.
Month 12
The system mandates all trading changes be vetted automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a permanent read-only account and logout.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99 percent
False positive alerts handled
0.001 seconds
Seconds to read trade log
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A PDF copy of your most requested report.
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