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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTeaching teenagers to use power tools is a liability nightmare anyway.
Master of safety protocols and broken shop projects.
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Safer training through simulated reality.
brr.you▸ ACADEMI-BOT 5000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
monitors safety violations in real time
You manage shop safety, demonstrate welding and carpentry techniques, and grade unfinished student projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is about to make a dangerous mistake with the lathe.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Students train in safe virtual shops before touching real tools.
Month 10
Computer vision software grades project accuracy based on design schematics.
Month 20
Sensors on all power tools shut off if technique is flawed.
Year 2.8
Inventory management systems handle the procurement of wood and steel.
Year 4 · D-Day
The shop is now fully automated and requires no human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
Zero
Safety incidents
Instant
Grading speed
Infinite
Patience levels
Your severance
A lifetime supply of safety goggles.
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