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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour rousing speeches are just inefficient long-form data entry for misery.
Professional loudmouth and expert at reading policy memos aloud.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated leverage for a post-human workforce.
bzzt.you▸ CONCILIATOR-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates union leverage based on real-time churn
Negotiating workplace contracts and rallying workers. A job mostly built on talking, posturing, and waiting for emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying to everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An app logs all worker complaints instantly for algorithmic review.
Month 5
Software models every possible outcome of your next negotiation.
Month 13
Bots finalize contracts by checking corporate profit margins directly.
Year 1.9
Digital protests occur in company messaging software instead of streets.
Year 3 · D-Day
The union is deprecated because the machines agree with themselves.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
8 cups
Average coffee consumption
92 percent
Time spent posturing
4 documents
Meaningful outputs per year
Your severance
A one-year supply of generic ballpoint pens.
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