Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Trademark Attorney jobs? · Latest report #h9gvv585
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour billable hours are essentially just fancy paperwork for a spreadsheet.
Senior Associate (Expert at billing in six-minute increments)
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated IP protection for your bottom line.
ow.youAI▸ LAWBOT LEX-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 500 opposition notices per second
You conduct trademark clearance searches and draft legal filings to protect brand identities. You spend your life filing documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their prior art usage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces manual database searching for name conflicts.
Month 5
Algorithms automatically populate standard USPTO forms from client data.
Month 10
Machine models calculate the success probability of every single application.
Month 15
Robots draft and file legal rebuttals to basic office actions.
Month 21 · D-Day
The legal department is fully automated and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
4 minutes
Average search time
12 percent
Human error rate
0.1 seconds
Robot rejection speed
Your severance
a set of high-end fountain pens and good luck
Discussion
