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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour proprietary models are just expensive ways to confirm your biases.
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split.youAI▸ ALPHACORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency trades across forty markets
You monitor asset price fluctuations and synthesize market research to execute client trades.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment the market sentiment shifts on a gut feeling.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and scrapers now feed news directly into logic engines.
Month 3
Your Excel sheets are migrated to a cloud-based inference engine.
Month 7
Algorithms begin executing routine trades without your manual intervention.
Month 13
AI writes your client briefs using historical patterns and market data.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your portfolio management role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.99%
Trade latency reduction
Excessive
Coffee consumption
High
Bias margin of error
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