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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Trades Scheduler jobs? · Latest report #j7iwm6qr
Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYou are just a glorified calendar that occasionally gets yelled at.
Professional cat-herder of moody tradespeople and broken boilers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising chaos into perfect logical chains.
toast.you▸ DISPATCHER-CORE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rearranges entire work weeks in milliseconds
You juggle spreadsheets to match plumbers with leaky pipes while managing irritable tradespeople and impatient property owners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a plumber is lying about being stuck in traffic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI begins reading incoming emails to auto-categorize urgent maintenance requests.
Week 6
GPS tracking links to dispatch logic to assign the closest technician.
Month 3
Tradespeople update their own status, removing your need for daily check-ins.
Month 5
Sensors identify boiler failure risks before the owners even notice leaks.
Month 7 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously; your seat is repurposed as a server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
14 per hour
Average stress spike per call
12 weekly
Hours spent chasing no-shows
0.04 seconds
Time to resolve scheduling conflict
Your severance
A PDF copy of your most efficient spreadsheet ever.
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