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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSorting cardboard squares while pretending your boss is not redundant.
Master of sleeves and protector of shiny squares.
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The ultimate card appraisal and sales machine.
wheee!you▸ CARDSCANNER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
authenticates thousand dollar foils instantly
You grade card conditions, manage inventory, and handle retail sales. You explain card values to confused parents daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot a fake Holo-Rare just by the smell of the ink.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed cameras photograph and index every card arrival.
Month 7
Optical sensors replace your loupe to determine card condition.
Month 16
Touchscreens handle all customer trade-ins and pricing queries.
Year 2.1
Automated arms fetch cards from storage for collectors.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop goes entirely self-service with zero human staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
1200
Cards sorted per hour
Zero
False condition claims
Negative
Retail margin leakage
Your severance
A booster pack and a firm handshake.
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