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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou monitor latency for the machine that will replace you tomorrow.
Master of uptime, servant to the trade execution engine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure that never takes a coffee break.
no no noyouAI▸ MARKETFLOW AUTO-SYNC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches network bottlenecks in real-time
You fix server connectivity, handle data feed blips, and manage market gateway deployments during live trading hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the algorithm panicked during that specific market crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts flagging server errors before your dashboard shows them.
Month 3
Smart scripts begin pushing your standard gateway updates overnight.
Month 6
Machines cycle failing hardware before the trading desk notices.
Month 10
Automated agents handle all direct communication with exchange technicians.
Month 14 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces your entire engineering presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
40 percent
Time spent in meetings
2 milliseconds
Average latency jitter
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our outage alert dashboard.
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