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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour alpha is just a rounding error in a faster model.
Quant-adjacent manager, vibe coder, and meeting addict.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior arbitrage without the human emotion.
toast.youAI▸ QUANTBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency trades before you blink
You manage betting liquidity across markets using quantitative models. You spend your day coding scripts and arguing with stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human investor why the model crashed during a flash event.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor your meeting patterns to map your decision logic.
Month 3
The AI writes your vibe code scripts faster than you can.
Month 8
Automated agents handle the book balancing without your input.
Month 13
The system generates PnL reports directly to leadership boards.
Month 19 · D-Day
The server room is now the only office you need.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
too fast
Alpha decay
100 percent
Meeting fatigue
zero
Luck factor
Your severance
One free subscription to a losing sports betting app.
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