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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour alerts are just noise for a system that never sleeps.
Watcher of the kill-switches and the panic buttons.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total market oversight without the human latency.
bzzt.youAI▸ RISKENGINE V8.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes rogue algorithms in real time
You monitor automated trading algorithms for rogue behavior and breaches. You manage daily P&L limits and exchange mandates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the catastrophic failure to a regulator with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin shadowing your manual risk limit entries.
Month 4
Software gains full authority to pause trading during anomalies.
Month 8
Models generate your compliance reports before you even open them.
Month 12
The machine takes over direct communication with exchange servers.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive your final performance review from a terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
Zero needed
Manual trade overrides
Sub-microsecond
Latency advantage
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a firm handshake.
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