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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEvidence bags are just heavy, inefficient wrappers for your inevitable exit.
Professional seeker of contraband and unapproved electrical appliances.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total regulatory compliance without the travel time.
sluurp.you▸ MARKETGUARDIAN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags illegal inventory via thermal imaging
You serve warrants and visit shops to hunt for fake goods and dangerous products. You collect physical evidence.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social nuance to de-escalate a heated argument in a crowded, illegal warehouse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors and high-res cameras digitize shop layouts before physical visits.
Week 10
AI software processes inspection notes and standardizes evidence filing protocols.
Month 6
Drones conduct initial sweep and visual inspection of high-risk commercial sites.
Month 11
Automated pods capture and verify evidence provenance without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
MarketGuardian units execute warrants with precise, emotionless efficiency every single time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 items
Evidence seized per week
18 hours
Hours spent driving
63 percent
Warrant success rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our regulatory compliance software suite.
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