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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou build shiny dashboards for people who lose money slightly faster.
Digital toymaker for high-frequency adults.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the feedback loop of greed.
ow.youAI▸ QUANTFLOW ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes execution paths in real-time
You write low-latency code for trading interfaces and build custom tools for portfolio manager workflows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a portfolio manager why their absurd trading logic failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent reads your repo and laughs at the legacy hacks.
Month 4
Adaptive interfaces replace your hard-coded dashboard components.
Month 8
Execution logic is moved into self-optimizing quantitative models.
Month 13
Portfolio managers talk directly to the market through model-driven nodes.
Month 13 · D-Day
The repository is archived and your sudo access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
12.4
ms latency reduction
0
pm temper tantrums
0
code lines maintained
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic trading simulation app.
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