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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour canvas is just a slow, messy monitor with bad pixels.
Professional pigment pusher with carpal tunnel issues.
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Perfect brushstrokes, zero drying time.
help!youAI▸ CHROMABOT V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mimics brush texture with perfect precision
You apply pigment to surfaces using brushes and solvents. You spend years mastering color theory and brush pressure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide that a mistake is actually a deliberate creative choice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your canvas dimensions for perfect automated positioning.
Month 10
Robotic arms apply base coats with consistent thickness every time.
Year 1.9
Chemical sensors replace your eye to match complex color formulas.
Year 3
Testing begins on replicating your specific brush pressure and flick.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your easel is recycled into a sleek, efficient gantry unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9% faster
Drying time efficiency
too high
Human error rate
zero
Paint waste
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial beige primer.
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