Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Traditional Wheat Harvester jobs? · Latest report #wyrbeshb
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsA sharp blade is no match for a multi-ton industrial combine.
Human harvester of grain, currently operating at manual speeds.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reaping fields without the human sweat.
pop?you▸ COMBINEHARVEST V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
mows down entire fields in minutes
Manual harvesting of wheat fields using hand sickles and physical labor. Back-breaking work under constant sun.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the precise ripeness of a single stalk by its golden hue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Satellite sensors map every square inch of your wheat field.
Month 10
GPS-guided harvesters begin mowing the flat, easy-to-reach acres.
Month 20
New sensors allow machinery to handle rocks and uneven slopes.
Year 2.5
Smart software replaces your intuition for harvest timing entirely.
Year 3 · D-Day
The combine completes the final harvest with zero human effort.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4000+
Calories burned per acre
1000x
Harvest speed increase
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A blunt sickle and a bag of birdseed.
Discussion
