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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsCounting cars is just a spreadsheet with more exhaust fumes.
Professional car counter and asphalt enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Counting cars without getting hit by them.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWSTATE OBSERVER V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters noise anomalies in real time
You log vehicle volumes and classify traffic patterns for development reports. Computers do that faster with zero coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot the one local who intentionally drives in circles to break the data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res optical sensors begin monitoring lane flow from existing signs.
Month 4
Vision models identify vehicle types better than a tired human.
Month 8
Cloud software compiles traffic counts into reports instantly.
Month 12
Development models pull traffic data directly into simulation tools.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final pneumatic tube is removed from the pavement forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12 percent
Cars miscounted by human
2400 yearly
Hours staring at asphalt
99.9 percent
AI count accuracy
Your severance
A high-vis vest and a lifetime bus pass.
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