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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsStanding in the road is a job for a blinking sign.
Professional road-blocker with a very high-vis wardrobe.
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shred.you▸ SIGNBOT-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces lane closure rules without complaining
You hold a stop/slow paddle to manage vehicle flow near construction sites. You monitor traffic and signal drivers.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can make a truck driver actually stop.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
High-definition cameras begin monitoring traffic patterns at your site.
Month 7
Digital displays replace your paddle to communicate with commuters.
Month 13
Self-deploying traffic cones arrive to mark your safety zone.
Month 18
One supervisor manages ten zones from a climate-controlled office.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your site is fully autonomous and you are no longer needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
480 minutes
Average minutes standing still
100 percent
Sunburn susceptibility
0.5 seconds
Paddle-flip reaction time
Your severance
A reflective vest and a souvenir stop sign.
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