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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou wave neon sticks at cars that will soon navigate themselves perfectly.
Professional neon-stick wielder and site-traffic gatekeeper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Static guidance for a dynamic, driverless world.
bzzt.youAI▸ SITEPATH SENTRY 2.0▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
syncs vehicle flow with site sensor mesh
You guide heavy vehicles on sites using hand signals and high-visibility gear. Your job is preventing low-speed collisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, panicked body language of a driver who is definitely lost.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Fixed lidar towers are placed around the construction site perimeter.
Month 10
Digital displays replace your hand signals for standard pathing.
Year 1.9
Construction trucks receive site navigation maps directly to their brains.
Year 3
You are relegated to watching the screen instead of the road.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site network manages all movement without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
18,000
Average shift steps
42
Near-misses per year
6 hours
Neon stick battery life
Your severance
A reflective vest and a cardboard thank you note.
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