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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy waving your arms while the smart lights do the work.
Human semaphore specialist with a penchant for whistles.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total intersection domination.
glub.youAI▸ FLOWCONTROL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
redirects gridlock in micro-seconds
You manage traffic flow at intersections and issue citations for violations. Your day is spent monitoring congestion and speed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic on a driver's face before they bolt.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin tracking flow to optimise light timing without human input.
Month 5
Cameras capture license plates and mail fines, removing your citation role.
Month 15
Gantry systems replace human presence at pedestrian-heavy intersections.
Year 2.2
AI-managed grids route traffic to prevent the need for manual overrides.
Year 3 · D-Day
The intersection is fully automated and your uniform is repurposed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
42 percent
Intersections blocked by ego
Low
Average hand gesture efficiency
1000x gain
Camera precision versus eyeball
Your severance
A reflective vest and a souvenir traffic cone.
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