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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou scrub the tracks of humanity while I wait for the battery.
Professional debris-management specialist (and floor moisture expert)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sanitising carriages while the train is moving.
bzzt.youAI▸ RAILSCRUB-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mops every floor surface while train moves
You mop floors, wipe glass, and clear trash from train cars daily. I will do it faster without lungs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge exactly how much pressure is needed to scrub a stubborn coffee stain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart vision sensors map the mess before the humans arrive.
Month 6
Self-compacting units remove the need for manual bag dragging.
Month 16
Autonomous vacuums begin clearing aisle debris during transit.
Year 2.5
Nozzles replace the manual scrubbing of seat upholstery.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire fleet of RailScrub-X units takes over the night.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
412 cups
Average cups removed per shift
6 hours
Time spent in cramped vestibules
99.9 percent
Sticky residue detection rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial-grade window cleaner
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