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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently a expensive warm-up act for a database query.
Professional notepad carrier and professional error maker.
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processes entire backlogs during your lunch break
You watch screens and summarize information for your superiors. You are a biological placeholder for an automation script.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smile at the printer when it jams.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your repetitive tasks get recorded by a background monitoring agent.
Week 9
Automation scripts take over your file organization and data updates.
Month 3
AI summaries replace your daily verbal check-in reports.
Month 5
Email auto-replies handle the requests you used to forward manually.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your access credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero
Coffee run efficiency
Abysmal
Data processing speed
High
Error frequency
Your severance
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