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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConfiguring models to predict your own inevitable career extinction event.
Junior analyst obsessed with Excel macros and risk variance.
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You spend your days adjusting insurance software parameters and running risk projection models. Your spreadsheet is your cage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot why a logic jump in the model feels fundamentally wrong.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted processes take over your manual SQL extraction and cleaning tasks.
Month 4
A machine learning agent optimizes your config parameters faster than you.
Month 8
Report generation tools now format all your pivot tables and documents.
Month 13
Software verification replaces your manual checking of model convergence.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your credentials are wiped.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
84 percent
Time spent in spreadsheets
3 liters
Coffee consumed per model
High
Probability of manual error
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