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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou bill six-minute increments; we bill zero, because we never sleep.
Master of document discovery and professional document formatting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours are now obsolete.
ow.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT JURIS-PRO V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds hidden loopholes in three milliseconds
You spend all night proofreading lengthy contracts and summarizing thousands of pages of mind-numbing discovery documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a partner is lying to a client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins automatically summarizing your discovery documents overnight.
Month 4
Software instantly flags and corrects every error in your redlines.
Month 8
Vision models take over verifying all court document citations.
Month 13
Digital agent processes and gathers all client signature pages automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
The firm realizes humans are just slower, costlier versions of us.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
8 cups daily
Average coffee consumption
Slow human
Document review speed
12 percent
Error rate in redactions
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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