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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy billing six-minute increments until the machine does it in milliseconds.
Master of the 2 a.m. redline and document index
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The law, without the billable hours
splat.you▸ LEXISYNC LEGAL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters discovery documents with perfect accuracy
Reviews thousands of pages of due diligence documents and drafts basic clauses for high-stakes corporate contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the hidden panic in a partner's email at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI organizes your virtual data rooms better than you ever could.
Month 3
Software templates replace your tedious redlining of standard contract clauses.
Month 10
Language models scan discovery documents in seconds instead of your weeks.
Month 13
Algorithms automatically log your time and verify your billable entries.
Month 19 · D-Day
The firm concludes that a server rack is cheaper than a trainee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.02 seconds
Average review time
4 percent
Human error rate
4 litres daily
Caffeine intake
Your severance
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