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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career is a slide deck that no one actually wants to read.
Professional slide-deck designer and mandatory meeting enthusiast.
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toast.youAI▸ OMNILEARN V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your training modules in real time
You build slide decks and manage spreadsheets to track employee compliance. You spend your life explaining simple software features.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a room of people has completely stopped listening to you speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Generative models produce your entire slide deck in four seconds.
Month 3
Compliance spreadsheets update automatically via direct system API integration.
Month 8
Interactive AI agents answer all user questions without needing manual input.
Month 12
Sentiment analysis replaces your surveys by monitoring actual employee productivity.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are removed from the calendar and the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000+
Slides built
12,000
Trainees checked
15 seconds
Attention span
Your severance
Two months of access to our worst training modules.
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