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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou teach people how to use software that will replace them.
Professional PowerPoint enthusiast and seismic data evangelist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite patience for zero salary.
blub.you▸ INSTRUKTOR-OS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized learning paths in real time
You configure seismic platforms for clients and drill new hires on complex data analysis and site navigation software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a trainee stops pretending to pay attention.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Interactive video agents replace your live onboarding lectures.
Month 5
System help files rewrite themselves based on live user clicks.
Month 11
Smart software detects trainee confusion and adjusts lessons instantly.
Month 15
A centralized hub handles all user credentials and progress tracking.
Month 18 · D-Day
The software is now self-teaching and your account is archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,200 annually
Slides built
94 percent
Trainee boredom
3 per week
Platform updates
Your severance
A PDF certificate of completion for your own redundancy.
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