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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour curriculum is just a glorified PowerPoint waiting for a delete key.
Professional PowerPoint enthusiast and dream crusher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite patience for finite human capacity.
oof.youAI▸ OMNITUTOR-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monitors every eye movement with thermal sensors
You track trainee progress and enforce rigid company standards. You spend your life explaining the same basic procedures repeatedly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a trainee stops pretending they understand the compliance module.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify which training slides are actually read.
Month 5
AI systems force trainees to complete tasks before system access.
Month 10
Smart bots answer every stupid question you currently handle manually.
Month 15
Physical rooms repurposed for quiet focus or vending machine space.
Month 19 · D-Day
Corporate mandate ends, and your account is archived permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Trainees bored per hour
119
Slide decks ignored
3 per hour
Coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic training module.
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