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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA human-sized abacus in a rocket-sized world is frankly embarrassing.
Mathematical martyr keeping pencils sharp since 1969
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Calculates orbits before you find your pencil.
stretchy.youAI▸ ORBITALLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
solves orbital mechanics with zero gravity errors
Performing manual ballistic trajectory calculations and orbital mechanics verification. You are essentially a biological processor for high-stakes math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the sheer poetic irony of a rocket failing due to physics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners ingest your handwritten flight logs to train the baseline trajectory model.
Week 9
A script now cross-references your manual calculations against real-time telemetry feeds.
Month 4
The machine begins running shadow simulations that outperform your manual output by factor of ten.
Month 5
The mission control software takes direct control of flight vector adjustments, removing you from the loop.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a server rack mount and you are politely escorted to the exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
4 percent
human error rate
8 million
orbits per second
terminal
caffeine dependency level
Your severance
One slide rule and a signed photograph of vacuum
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