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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour business model is essentially gravity and liability waivers.
Professional bouncy-surface logistics technician.
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monitors bouncers for safety compliance
You oversee scheduling, safety checks, and staff for indoor trampoline parks. You deal with insurance and broken springs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a spring is about to snap just by the sound.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart forms handle legal paperwork without your input.
Month 7
Sensors on every mat trigger alerts for worn springs.
Month 16
Cameras monitor lane usage to stop illegal double-jumping.
Year 2.1
Software manages party slots without human error.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The facility runs fully autonomous with zero staff required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
too many
Average injury incidents
millions
Liability waivers signed
maxed
Bounces per minute
Your severance
A lifetime supply of gym floor disinfectant.
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