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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsWatching people bounce until they crash is not a career choice.
Professional referee of children ricocheting off foam pads.
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Precision monitoring for zero-gravity liability.
nom.you▸ BOUNCEGUARD SENTINEL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
zaps bouncers who exceed weight limits
You monitor bouncers for safety violations and clear the mats when someone inevitably hits the floor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a toddler losing their balance before they even know they are falling.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify every jumper and flag improper behavior instantly.
Month 3
Directional speakers blast correction instructions at rule-breaking jumpers.
Month 13
The floor detects overload weight and locks the springs automatically.
Year 2.2
Wheeled towers glide through the park to clear debris.
Year 3 · D-Day
The park operates entirely without human supervision or presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
42
Whistle blasts per hour
12,000
Accidental collisions witnessed
infinity
Boredom induced stare-offs
Your severance
A lifetime pass to a park you hate.
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