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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour financial models are just spreadsheets waiting for a better algorithm.
Junior analyst (loves EBITDA, afraid of the weekends)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Numbers checked, risk mitigated, human ignored.
split.youAI▸ DUEDILIGENCEBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags hidden liabilities before the coffee finishes
You review financial data to spot risks in company deals. You summarize spreadsheets into reports for investors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the data looks weird to a client's face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots pull raw financials from targets without manual input.
Month 4
AI flags red flags in balance sheets faster than humans.
Month 8
The machine writes the advisory report in perfect professional tone.
Month 13
Simulated partner review removes the need for your drafting phase.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system finishes the deal audit before you finish coffee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
10 million
Spreadsheet rows parsed
800 yearly
Unpaid overtime hours
Infinite
Formatting errors fixed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our proprietary Excel error checker.
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