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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYour pivot tables are just fancy tombstones for dying companies.
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autogenerates deal-breaker reports in milliseconds
Associates scrub financial data for due diligence and build valuation models to justify acquisition prices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the valuation dropped.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents scrape your target data rooms and structure the files.
Week 9
Automated logic replaces your manual Excel links and formulas.
Month 5
Language models generate due diligence reports based on raw findings.
Month 7
Compute units run every possible EBITDA scenario in seconds.
Month 10 · D-Day
The client approves the machine-generated valuation without human review.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
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Excel cells audited hourly
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Valuation models built daily
140 BPM
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