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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets have feelings, but our algorithms do not.
Senior desk jockey (mostly Excel, occasionally terrified of CUSIPs)
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Automated capital distribution without the human doubt.
split.youAI▸ DEBTFLOW AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags covenant breaches in milliseconds
You track debt covenants, monitor asset distributions, and draft legal notices for complex corporate restructuring deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague, passive-aggressive tone in a lender's legal email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Our software scans your entire document repository to train its model.
Month 6
The system validates your ledger reconciliations against live bank feeds.
Month 12
Sensors now alert the desk to breaches before you open email.
Month 19
Template-based AI agents replace your manual drafting of restructuring notices.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomous control of the debt administration desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,500
Documents reviewed hourly
Zero
Covenant breaches missed
Four cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
Your severance
One free subscription to a mindfulness meditation app.
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