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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour due diligence reports are just word salads for robots now.
Professional spreadsheet jockey surviving on caffeine and sheer spite.
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You scour financial statements and data rooms to compile due diligence reports for high-stakes corporate deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of nodding solemnly during a meeting you hate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software extracts and cleans data from target company repositories instantly.
Month 3
Algorithms identify financial red flags faster than any human junior.
Month 7
The AI drafts the final due diligence report with zero typos.
Month 10
Partners trust the machine output more than your frantic revisions.
Month 14 · D-Day
The server room light turns off while you exit the building.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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Coffee consumed per deal
4.2 percent
Excel errors ignored
18 hours
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